A Turnkey or Not?

Come on America! Wake up and have a read of my book. I am sure there is some very clever person out there who can see the potential for a comedy film or series, similar to the British classic TV comedy series 'Porridge'.

I can just see it Christian Slater plays me and Julia Roberts plays my wife, with cameo comedy appearances from Ben Stiller, Eddie Murphy, Arsenio Hall, Mel Gibson, Robin Williams, Robert de Niro etc.

Or just read it and find out what it is like in the British Prison System compared to the American system with you having guns for protection and order, and us having a ............. whistle.

Waterstones in Aylesbury now have a stock of my book A Turnkey or Not? ready for my book signing event on 5 May 2012. This is Cup Final day, but you will be able to come and see me and buy my book and still get home in time to watch the cup final on television. If the match is bad you can then read my book instead.

Look forward to seeing you all.