Up early getting ready to go off to Waterstones in Hitchin for my book signing, might be a long lonely day but hey my book is out there and I have achieved more than I ever thought, more than most could have dreamed so am pretty proud of myself.
So up yours all you jealous types, get off your own arse and try to achieve something you can be proud of achieving.

A Turnkey or Not?

Yup the book is still going strong but really need the American market to buy it and try it?

Come on this is British life as you will never see it portrayed in the movies, a real person telling a real story!

I want Meryl Streep to play my wife when my book becomes a Hollywood film and Pierce Brosnan can play me!!!!